unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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"Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future."
- Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via unmaiden)

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jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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lamelohan:

*teacher hands you homework on the first day of school*

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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agists:

jackfrostftw:

what time is it

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procrastination

 

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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

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